Watching Star Walk, a ghetto Asian version of American Idol. Seriously. This girl gets sent home and it pans to her elderly father.

Daddy: Her dad is sick. He's terminally ill. He has about a few months to live. Yet he still attends to support his daughter!

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Taking the trash out with Daddy at midnight.
A guy passes by whistling, he was probably trying to calm himself down.
Another man, older and more hobo-ish, passes by and grunts when I almost back into him because I did not know he was there.

Daddy: Did he push you? If he did, I'm ready to kill his ass.

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